If your lock is above waist height you’ve only made a prison shiv
Arjunks_ on
This doesn’t even make sense, when would you ever be holding it at this angle, outside of MAYBE the END of manually unlocking the door? 😂
SumonaFlorence on
This isn’t interesting, this is r/DiWHY
rancidmorty on
Shank
MortyMcHoi on
What‘s next? Open the cell and stabbing the guard?
makjac on
Idk about the rest of you, but typically I don’t need to ham fist my ignition, couple fingers gets the job done.
StepUpYourPuppyGame on
Thanks, I hate it!
Dr_Penisof on
> Can I have a shiv?
No, we have a shiv at home.
metrawhat on
Post this in r/redneckengineering
hoplssromantik on
Ah yes, the Tactical Flintstone key
navetzz on
Ergonomic for grabbing, the one thing you don t really do with a key…
Turning on the other hand, that you do, not so ergonomic for that.
Agatio25 on
I thought this was one of those jail busted objects
xstrike0 on

Jebusfreek666 on
Man I hope you use a turd to start something like a Lambo lol.
ukmint on
Turdonomics
The-Adorno on
Perfect for stabbing someone if they try to steal your car while you’re opening it. Can’t think of any other time it’s useful lol
MeenScreen on
r/prisonwallet
Select-Birthday-7763 on

RunInRunOn on
Car Fruit
TrippingFish76 on
i just got mine remade by a russian guy behind a hotel
SwegGamerBro on
You need to remake it so you’re not being forced to fist your key into the ignition like you’re a caveman brought into the future and forced to learn to drive.
It’s important that when you’re making something ergonomic, that the ergonomics are comfortable for the position it’s usually supposed to be held in.
ItzTubez on
r/shitfromabutt
kribbel on
Stick on a shit
Lendo81 on
Did you have to use a piece of dog shit?
Lego_Blocks24 on

RARE_ARMS_REVIVED on
Nice shiv
TiggersKnowBest on
‘Is that a turd in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?’
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Hiiiiiii-dee-hooooo! 😅🤣ðŸ˜
«Honey! Where did you put the car turd?»
If your lock is above waist height you’ve only made a prison shiv
This doesn’t even make sense, when would you ever be holding it at this angle, outside of MAYBE the END of manually unlocking the door? 😂
This isn’t interesting, this is r/DiWHY
Shank
What‘s next? Open the cell and stabbing the guard?
Idk about the rest of you, but typically I don’t need to ham fist my ignition, couple fingers gets the job done.
Thanks, I hate it!
> Can I have a shiv?
No, we have a shiv at home.
Post this in r/redneckengineering
Ah yes, the Tactical Flintstone key
Ergonomic for grabbing, the one thing you don t really do with a key…
Turning on the other hand, that you do, not so ergonomic for that.
I thought this was one of those jail busted objects

Man I hope you use a turd to start something like a Lambo lol.
Turdonomics
Perfect for stabbing someone if they try to steal your car while you’re opening it. Can’t think of any other time it’s useful lol
r/prisonwallet

Car Fruit
i just got mine remade by a russian guy behind a hotel
You need to remake it so you’re not being forced to fist your key into the ignition like you’re a caveman brought into the future and forced to learn to drive.
It’s important that when you’re making something ergonomic, that the ergonomics are comfortable for the position it’s usually supposed to be held in.
r/shitfromabutt
Stick on a shit
Did you have to use a piece of dog shit?

Nice shiv
‘Is that a turd in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?’